Words that Really Ought to Exist
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.
Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.
Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood.
Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists.
Mandals: sandals for men.
Nagivator: someone who constantly assists with driving directions in
an overly critical manner.
Qcumbersome: a salad that contains too many cucumbers.
Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships.
Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses.
Unbrella: an umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.
Xerocks: two identical pieces of sYawnese: the language of someone trying to speak while yawning.
The above was found in the email inbox…
The coffee poured into the mug.
Boot up the laptop.
First things first, is check the weather for the day.
So far, so good.
Then go to the digital Boston Globe, ready to do the crossword.
Shit! No puzzle.
My morning ritual is thrown off course.
Well, this sucks.
Everybody wants blockbusters. I like to see a few pictures now and then that have to do with people and have relationships, and that’s what I want to do films about. I don’t want to see these sci-fi movies, and I don’t want to do one of those. I don’t understand it.