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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -Stephen Leacock
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -Fred Allen
I found this out a long time ago…
Like the tattoos.
Love this photo.
Perfect example of why men can’t understand women. I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls, with a significant overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them screeched, “It’s WALES, youContinue reading “Perfect Example Of Why Men…”
When commercial telephone service was introduced between New York and London in 1927, the first three minutes of a call cost $75.00. Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
One-fourth of the people who lose their sense of smell also lose their desire for sexual relations. Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
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1. You post it. 2. I read it.
1. I type. 2. I post.
The bubbles in Guinness beer sink to the bottom – no one knows why. Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
Canadians eat more Kraft macaroni and cheese packaged dinners than any nationality in the world. Source: freewebs.com/thesilenteen/randomfacts
It’s not that often we see a truly devoted couple they are.
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of the Monkees). Source: tealdragon.net
A few photos of the recent No Pants Subway Ride, which happened on January 13, 2013 in various cities around the world. Source: Daily Pic Dump
Can anyone explain this?
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are. Source: cs.cmu.edu
Canada is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”. Source: tealdragon.net
315 entries in Webster’s Dictionary will be misspelled. Source: randomfactsblog
The news now a days, has really gone off the cliff.
Having this type of alarm clock would be really annoying.
Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Source: tealdragon.net
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. Source: tealdragon.net
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Must be an inexpensive one…
Eagles are a beautiful bird.
If people walk in the woods for the love of them half of each day, they are in danger of being regarded as loafers; but if they spend their whole days as speculators, shearing off those woods and making earth bald before her time, they are esteemed industrious and enterprising citizens. As if a townContinue reading “If People Walk In The Woods For The Love… Henry David Thoreau”
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person. — Source: randomfactsblog
Since 1495, no 25-year period has been without war. — Source: randomfactsblog
An onion, apple and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. — Source: randomfactsblog
Hippocrates, the Father of Medicine, suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often. — Source: randomfactsblog
Amazing, isn’t it, how some people see the basket half empty and others see it half full? Some see life hopeless, others hopeful. Even when things are less than perfect, if you can think of the good, the beautiful, the hopeful, you’ll be more than sustained–you’ll conquer. -Author unknown
It takes about seven minutes for the average person to fall asleep.