Forgot My Glasses

~ A Pondering Mind

FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

 

Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, “Are you nuts? You ‘re almost 79 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,

not a Parachute Club.”

“I’m in trouble again, and I don’t know what to do… I signed up for five times a week,” I told her.  She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

but sometimes it can be fun.

 

Published by A Pondering Mind

19 thoughts on “Forgot My Glasses”

  2. 79?… well, the French say that life starts at 40, so… go ahead and live it up! 🙂
    I was still living in Houston when John Glenn flew with the spaceshuttle at almost 77, he’s become the oldest person to go into space… yesss! 🙂

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