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A Pondering Mind
A little of this. A little of that.
A Note On Awards
Day: May 21, 2013
Everything is obvious
When I was born…
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the
right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders
forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips,
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt,
he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish,
he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world are you doing,
“Good grief, Cletus, you scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. “But me ‘n the wife been having trouble lately in the
bedroom department, so the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
Manhattan / NYC
Manhattan / New York City
Red Rose, Red Lips
Red rose & red lips
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