The Kingdom of Heaven is not a place, but a state of mind.
– John Burroughs
A little of this. A little of that.
The Kingdom of Heaven is not a place, but a state of mind.
– John Burroughs
How I love Lucy was born? We decided to that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
– Lucille Ball
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
– Oscar Wilde
I consider a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
– Arthur Conan Doyle
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
– Edgar Allan Poe
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.
– Kurt Vonnegut
If you’re in trouble, or hurt or need – go to the poor people. They’re the only ones that’ll help – the only ones.
– John Steinbeck
I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu.
– Jerry Seinfeld