Snow No Snow

Last year nearing
the end of
February, we had
100 plus inches
of snow.
In some places
there were snow
piles higher
than a two story
building.

At this very
moment, there
is no snow
to be found.

An El Nino
weather pattern
will do that
in the northeastern
part of the US.

Maybe next
winter payback
could be a bitch.

Following Directions

Read the directions on
the shampoo bottle:
It says to apply,
wash and rinse.
Repeat
So I did
Apply, wash and
rinse
Repeat
And I did
and again
and again
and again
Soon I ran
out of hot
water, which
soon became
cold and still
with shampoo
on my head.

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Just a bit of humor

Cursed

My birthday is the
same as day as
Ronald Reagan’s.

Now there’s a
guy who has the
same first name
as I.

It sucks having
a double whammy
with two guys
that I don’t
anything to
do with.

I feel like
I’ve been cursed.

This existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky. Rushing by, like a torrent down a steep mountain. – Buddha

“This existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky. Rushing by, like a torrent down a steep mountain.” -Buddha

Source: This existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky. Rushing by, like a torrent down a steep mountain.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go. – Dr. Seuss

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.” -Dr. Seuss

Source: You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

Wasting Time

Sitting upright
on the couch
trying to
think of what
to type but
the thoughts
in the gray
matter that
resides in my
head can’t
seem to get
it’s act together.

With that said
I’ll continue
to think of
something to
say/write/compose
hopefully come
tomorrow.

Till then
I’ll watch some
mid 90s
Law & Order on
Sundance TV.

Horace & Hazel

For the last 20 years, Horace and Hazel
would make their annual visit to Hiram’s
All You Can Eat Diner. Grits and buckwheat
cakes is the house specialty, along with
bottomless cups of weak instant coffee.

Without fail, they would have their favorite
bowl of Frosted Flakes, with rotten bananas,
loded with tablespoons of sugar, and Molly’s
goat milk.

When they’re done eating their fine food,
they hop into their 1932 Ford Model T,
and over to Muskrat Lake to do some hand
holding and a little canoodling.

When they had enough of the smooching
and whatever else did, they headed on
home, and made preparations for the
next upcoming date.
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A work of fiction

A Pondering Mind 2016

Damn Its Cold

The flags are straight out
from the gusty winds

The temperature have
been on a all day free fall

The wind chills are
well below zero

The coldness stings
any exposed skin

With that said the sane
thing to do is stay the hell inside

No need to freeze
your ass off