Stuck in traffic Late for dinner Finally arrive Significant other is pissed off Try to explain why you are late She didn’t buy it The meal didn’t go down to well Finally arrive at home End up sleeping on the couch and needless to say you made her shit list
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Sitting idly at the kitchen table twiddling his thumbs, pondering what he will do with the rest of his time on earth. He knows this much, that time will keep on moving, and that will never change.
He’s in it for the long haul.
Somebody was knocking on the door. He opened it, and was dumbfounded to see Trump standing there like a fucking putz. It turned out it was a terrible nightmare. But he could never fall back to sleep. So he figured his day has already turned to instant shit.
It is funny! Dalai Lama does impression of Donald Trump – video http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/sep/22/the-dalai-lama-does-his-donald-trump-impression-video?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_WordPress
He asked his lady friend why she is pissed off. She said it wsa better to be pissed off, than being pissed on. He leaned against the kitchen island, and was at a total loss as to do and/or keep his mouth shut.
When the time is right Mr Wright will write a story of fright.
He’s walking and whistling in the rain.
For some reason, this is one of my best photos I have taken in quite some time.
Tried fly fishing, but it wasn’t easy trying to catch any fish, as the plane was at an altitude of 20,000+ plus feet.
For breakfast, she eats cat food.
Take a break Sit back Smile
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Two people of the opposite sex stop and look at each, not a word was said. A minute or two passed by, then they went on their way. Awkard…
The special of the day at a local restaurant is Skunk Soup with French Bread. Sadly, there were no takers.
She always drinks weak tea.
I remember doing it.
The butler didn’t do it. It is the maid that did it. Crime solved.