“Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.”
~ Barbara Jordan
There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.
~ Jill Shalvis
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
~ Steven Wright
Brain freeze. Brain cramp. Warped mind.