Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: So where’s your Ferrari?
A Pondering Mind 
22 responses to “Do You Drink?”
So great lol 🙂
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Oui Gys…
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Brilliant 😀
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I copied this from an email I got earlier in the day… Glad you liked it…
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Terrific
😉
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😀
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Reblogged this on nobodysreadingme and commented:
Another one of my rare reblogs. I came across by way of a tweet from Alastair, and it made me hoot with laughter
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Happy that you reblogged it…
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Judge not! Hahaha I enjoyed this post. 🙂
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Glad that you liked it… 🙂
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Blimey Suitcase, you get around a bit don’t you?
😉
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Yes, I suppose I do! Thanks for reposting this 🙂
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Right on! 😆
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LOL
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🙂 another laugh for me today!
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Good! 🙂
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I’m sure she just forgot where she parked it………
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That’s a possibility…
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I’ll drink to that! 😉
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LMAO
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Don–The same exchange could soon be written about cigarettes. Saw on CNN yesterday that an additional $1 tax will push the price of a pack to $11 in NYC.
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New Hampshire is thinking about raising the tax too..
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