Lord Chesterfield – British Statesman 1694 – 1773
Pico Iyer, Time
Eating cheese. Lots of cheese, as in Cheddar cheese. Yummy. Woke up in the morning, constipated. Not a good way to start off the day.
Jim is having a wonderful conversation with the bathroom mirror.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic.
~@NeinQuarterly (Nein. Eric Jarosinski, editor), 2013 July 30th tweet