The middle-aged man, was so damn tired, he nodded off, and his face landed on the plate of scrambled eggs he had just started eating, with the rest of the diners, watching with smiles and laughter.
The happy man is spreading good cheer with happy dust.
She’s basking in the fake sun, reading fake news, and working on her fake tan.
“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
~ George Carlin