He Said/She Said Thursday Morning Edition

He: Good morning dear. She: What’s so good about it. He: Silently thinking that the shit is about to hit the fan, Now what did I do, or didn’t do? She: I couldn’t sleep because of your damn snoring! He: I don’t snore. She: What do you mean you don’t snore. You sound like aContinue reading “He Said/She Said Thursday Morning Edition”

The Left-Handed Whopper

The Left-Handed Whopper In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty,Continue reading “The Left-Handed Whopper”

The Italian Lover

From the email inbox: ********************* The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired toContinue reading “The Italian Lover”