Lord Chesterfield – British Statesman 1694 – 1773
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred. ~ Pico Iyer
Pico Iyer, Time
“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.” ~ Stan Laurel
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? ~ George Carlin
Cheese: A Short Story
Eating cheese. Lots of cheese, as in Cheddar cheese. Yummy. Woke up in the morning, constipated. Not a good way to start off the day.
One Sentence Fiction
Jim is having a wonderful conversation with the bathroom mirror.
Oxford Comma
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic.
~@NeinQuarterly (Nein. Eric Jarosinski, editor), 2013 July 30th tweet
