Having an enlightening conversation with a clothing store mannequin.
The well known eccentric man of means, takes his battery operated toy poodle for a walk. When asked he walks a toy dog he replies, the dog needs to do its daily constitution. He tells people, that he is sick and tired of waking up in the morning, to see a puddle of pee, and a mound of shit on the floor. He never did say what he supposedly feeds the so-called dog, besides new batteries.
wearing roller blades
He uses a fork to eat potato chips.
He’s known as the man with the dead pan voice of ribald humor.