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Some people
that run for
whatever
political office
have no fucking
clue the lies
and twisted
shit they say
and get away
with it

Blame some of
the media and
the press
for not calling
them on it

Watching

Sitting alone at an outdoor
cafe, enjoy his morning cup
of coffee. He puts down his
phone and decides to do the
crossword. He thought he
brought his medium point,
black ink pen, but he realized
that he hates using a pencil.

In the meantime, he will just
sit back and relax, and enjoy
the city life, and observe the
people from all walks of life.
Some going to their places of
employment, some doing errands,
the rest just passing the time
of day.

He knows that life as he knows
it, could not get any better
than this. Come tomorrow, he
will return, and will make sure
he brings his pen.

Doubt

“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills. ”

–Buddha

Mature Humans

Found in the email.

 Mature Humans

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before
you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or
understand a word they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber &
dumber every year?

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re
sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a
little too far.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate bicyclists.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail
on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push
the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes
closed, first time, every time!

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.

Sayings, Adages and Phrases

I love some of the sayings, adages and phrases, that people in all walks of use to say and still say.

Some of you may remember or heard of some, or most of them.

Snug as a bug in a rug.

Don’t let the bed bugs bite you.

The bees knees.

The cat’s meow.

Knockers up.

Tits up.

Fell ass over tea kettle.

Shake a leg.

Break a leg.

Well blow me down.

By jimminy.

Bottoms up.

Smell a rat.

Well I’ll be dipped in shit.

It sucks big time.

Shit or get off the pot.

Shake that booty.

Full of piss and vinegar.

Life is like a bowl of cherries.

Well I’ll be damned.

No shit.

Dressed to the nines.

Fly like an eagle.

Come up for air.

I’m sure there are plenty more of them.

Maybe some of you fine people out there can think and/or come up with.

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I actually got the idea to write this post, while taking a shower.

What Irks Me No. 3

Why do people, whether young or old, kids too, throw their trash (candy wrappers, coffee cups, paper bags on the ground, when there is a trash bin, barrel or whatever to put it in. I have spotted empty paper coffee cups placed under the hanging trash receptacle, instead of in put in it.

Is it laziness? Is it stupidity? Or is it that they don’t give a shit, thinking/knowing someone else will pick it up and put it where it belongs.

Shit like that really irks the hell out of me.