Steven Wright Quote

I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

– Steven Wright

Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it

– Steven Wright

Humor Quote

Steven Wright December 6, 1955 - Actor, Comedian, Writer
Steven Wright
December 6, 1955 –
Actor, Comedian, Writer

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how
cold is it going to be?

Steven Wright

 

 

 

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Humor Quote

For my birthday I got a humidifier and
a dehumidifier… I put them in the same
room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright.

A Joke

If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Steven Wright

I love to go shopping. – Steven Wright

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say ” Extra medium.”

– Steven Wright