Tag: Steven Wright
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. ~ Steven Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ~ Steven Wright
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it’s going to be up all night. ~Steven Wright
Comedians Are Sociologists ~ Steven Wright
“Comedians are sociologists. We’re pointing out stuff that the general public doesn’t even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.”
~ Steven Wright
Steven Wright ~ Two Babies
Steven Wright Quote
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. ~Steven Wright
