Tag: Steven Wright
Comedians Are Sociologists ~ Steven Wright
“Comedians are sociologists. We’re pointing out stuff that the general public doesn’t even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.”
~ Steven Wright
Steven Wright Quote
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. ~Steven Wright
Steven Wright Quote
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, do you have any toy train schedules? -Steven Wright
Toast
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ~Steven Wright
