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“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?” ~Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 10, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Heat Wave, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Summer5 Comments on “If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?” ~Steven Wright

Speed Of Light

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? ~ Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 6, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Light, Quotes, Speed, Steven Wright4 Comments on Speed Of Light

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. ~ Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindMay 22, 2019May 21, 2019Posted inUncategorizedTags:Consciousness, Quotes, Steven Wright1 Comment on Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. ~ Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quote

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. ~Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindJune 21, 2018June 21, 2018Posted inUncategorizedTags:Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright

Eagles

Posted byA Pondering MindMarch 26, 2018March 25, 2018Posted inUncategorizedTags:Eagles, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Weasels6 Comments on Eagles

Comedians Are Sociologists

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Posted byA Pondering MindJuly 25, 2017July 24, 2017Posted inUncategorizedTags:Comedian, Quotes, Steven Wright

Quote By Steven Wright

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” Source: Quote By Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindMarch 7, 2016March 7, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:Brakes, Funny, Horn, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quote

I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. – Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 12, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:George Carlin, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quote

It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. – Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 5, 2016February 5, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Temperature, Thoughts

Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it – Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindJanuary 22, 2016January 22, 2016Posted inUncategorizedTags:Cats, Humor, Steven Wright, Toast

Steven Wright

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1808

Posted byA Pondering MindDecember 13, 2015December 13, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Coffee, Humor, Microwave Oven, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts

Steven Wright Humor Quote

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1813

Posted byA Pondering MindNovember 6, 2015November 5, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Cats, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Toast

Steven Wright Quote.

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1811

Posted byA Pondering MindJuly 19, 2015July 19, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Humor, Quotes, Skydiving, Steven Wright, Succeed, Thoughts, Wisdom6 Comments on Steven Wright Quote.

Steven Wright Quote

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1816

Posted byA Pondering MindApril 22, 2015April 22, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Hostage, Humor, Multiple Personalities, Quotes, Steven Wright, Suicide, Thoughts, Wisdom

Steven Wright Quote

“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1814

Posted byA Pondering MindApril 19, 2015April 18, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wrong

Steven Wright Quote

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1815

Posted byA Pondering MindMarch 22, 2015March 22, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Dictionary, Humor, Poem, Quotes, Reading, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wisdom3 Comments on Steven Wright Quote

Steven Wright Quote

“The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1819

Posted byA Pondering MindMarch 14, 2015March 14, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Conversation, Friends, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wisdom

Humor Quote

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1822

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 1, 2015January 31, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Funny, Humor, life, Monday, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wisdom4 Comments on Humor Quote

A Humor Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindJanuary 2, 2015January 2, 2015Posted inUncategorizedTags:Comedian, Funny, Humor, Powdered Water, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, water2 Comments on A Humor Quote

Humor Quote

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Steven Wright       Source: Quotes Wave

Posted byA Pondering MindDecember 5, 2014December 5, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:cold, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Weather, Zero, Zero Degrees9 Comments on Humor Quote

Funny Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindNovember 26, 2014November 26, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Accident, Book Mark, books, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Reading, Speed-reading, Steven Wright, Thoughts2 Comments on Funny Quote

Humor Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindNovember 24, 2014November 23, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Funny, Good, Humor, Mistakes, Morning, Quotes, Sleep, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wisdom4 Comments on Humor Quote

Funny Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindSeptember 25, 2014September 24, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Afraid, Funny, Heights, Humor, people, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Widths6 Comments on Funny Quote

Humor Quote

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Steven Wright.

Posted byA Pondering MindSeptember 10, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Birthday, Dehumidifier, Fight, Funny, Humidifier, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts4 Comments on Humor Quote

A Joke

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindSeptember 4, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Comedian, Forest, Funny, Humor, Joke, Laughs, Steven Wright12 Comments on A Joke

Dictionary

Posted byA Pondering MindAugust 21, 2014August 21, 2014Posted inUncategorizedTags:Dictionary, Funny, Humor, Poem, Quotes, Reading, Steven Wright, Thoughts4 Comments on Dictionary

Quote

I invented the cordless extension cord. Steven Wright Brainy Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindApril 29, 2014April 29, 2014Posted inQuotationsTags:Cordless, Cords, Funny, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Steven Wright Brainy Quote, Thoughts2 Comments on Quote

Heat Wave

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? — Steven Wright Brainy Quote

Posted byA Pondering MindFebruary 16, 2014Posted inHumorTags:Heat Wave, Humor, Quotes, Steven Wright, Thoughts, Wave14 Comments on Heat Wave

I love to go shopping. – Steven Wright

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say ” Extra medium.” – Steven Wright

Posted byA Pondering MindJune 23, 2013Posted inQuotationsTags:Comedian, Help!, Quotes, Salespeople, Shopping, Steven Wright
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