If Only

If it were a perfect world
Trump would not be running
for president.
But since the world is not perfect
we end up with a crazy fucking
loon, who doesn’t give two shits
what he says.

Now to get rid of the headache
from all the crap I’ve been reading
about him.


Does Trump wake up in the morning

Thinking of what kind of stupid shit to say

Which in the scheme of things

Doesn’t really make any sense at all

Just wondering…

The Yam Man

Whenever I read or hear

The different nicknames

The people call Trump

Orange man

Orange spray tan

Orange buffoon

Etc etc etc

I tend to call him

The Yam Man

I love yams

But the next time

I see a yam on my plate

I will either bust out laughing

Or refuse to eat it

What a predicament to be in


Politician A says vote for me

I will do this that and whatever shit

He/She spouts off

Politician B says vote for me

I will do this that and whatever shit

He/She spouts off

Who do you vote for

The lesser of two evils

Or put on a blinders

And throw darts

And see where they landed


Reading the

different Twitter



Happy to say

that I’m not

watching you

know who

give his acceptance


blah blah blah blah

Enough of his



My go to sources

for news are

several different

news sites on

the web

Gave up on

national and world

news on TV

as it is nothing

but bullshit

and a waste

of electricity


Found in the email.

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.