On his way to work he has been seeing the same gentleman at the bus stop eating a banana every day for the past several months he is a well kept man in good shape for a person nearing 70 years of age and he said to the other man I eat a banana every day and I have done it now for well over 40 years and they always have to be a certain ripeness and a certain length and certain thickness or else I refuse to buy it and seek and I don’t leave the store until I find the right size banana which by the way are good for you and this the only way I eat bananas as I don’t put them on my cereal or oatmeal don’t make banana bread as it has no redeeming qualities to so I see it a s a waste of ones time to go through all that preparation to make banana bread and or muffins or anything else that would contain a banana since the banana does grow on trees and picked packed and sold to be eaten like they are supposed to be eaten by holding it in one hand and peeling it with the other and devouring it slowly as to allow the taste buds do their job with that all well and said the banana man was off to pontificate on another subject.
Tag: Quick Fiction
Two Sentence Story
Sitting in the rocking chair,
knitting a sweater for her only
grandchild.
It helps keep her mind focused,
on the good things in life.
Calm State Of Mind
alone at his
favorite
outdoor table
while quietly
thinking …
blocking out the
sounds of the
traffic and
people passing by
… completely focused
on the other world
that he knows
will never happen
One Sentence Story
the thought police are doing a number on the old professor’s head
lost and found
its a perfect day to take a stroll, when a young female stops a few feet away. she has a dumbfounded look on her face… he stops dead in his tracks … excuse me… you look like you are lost… she replied… i am lost … do you need help… since you say that you are lost… nope… okay … so how can i help you in any other way … she told him i am no longer lost … huh … why is that he asked… because i found you … so my quest is over for finding the first man that noticed i was lost…
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oh how the words come flowing out. makes writing so much fun…
one sentence fiction
grouchy bastard drives the good humor ice cream truck and bitches about everything under the sun
Quick Fiction
He told her lover, cry me a river. She started to weep, when suddenly it seemed like the dam broke, and all hell broke loose. She just kept crying and crying, and it looked liked it wasn’t going to stop any time soon. Now he wished he never told her to cry.
inspiration ~ satire
when I am out and about and need some inspiration, I seek out my guru who is sitting on one of the benches in the downtown square. buy him a coffee and a bagel, and he’s in his glory, filling my down and out brain a boost of enthusiastic goodwill and beautiful words to live by
3:00 A.M. ~ Quick Fiction
A hot and humid night in the city. People without a/c, having a hard time trying to get any sleep. Some of them choose to go outside, sitting on the stoops at 3:00 a.m. They see there are quite a few of their fellow citizens, doing the same thing. Talking and watching the few cars and trucks pass their homes. After a while some will go back inside, and give sleep another try, knowing in a couple of hours, some will be off to their jobs, and others call in sick.
3:00 A.M. ~ Short Fiction
It’s a feeling Tom relishes in life. Driving on the interstate at 3:00 a.m. He loves the freedom of the open road, considering he is one of the few cars, along with the tractor trailers, doing the long haul. When he is cruising at the set speed control, he pops in one of his favorite jazz cds, and it keeps him in a relax state of mind.
3:00 A.M. ~ Short Fiction
The strong gusts of wind woke Joann from a sound sleep. She peered at the clock, and it was exactly 3:00 a.m. She got out of bed, and the hardwood floor felt cold. She checked the thermostat, and it was 63 degrees. She turned on the heat, went the bathroom to do her business, and when she was done, and the heat never went on. She checked the thermostat to see if she set it to the right temperature. So her next move was to check the oil tank, and lo and behold, the thank was empty. She went back upstairs, and called her oil company she does business with, and told them she was out of oil, and could they send someone to her home and make a delivery. The woman at the oil company said they can make a delivery within an hour, and there would be a $50.00 surcharge. She asked why about the charge, and she was told that it was off hours, and they had to pay the driver time and a half. If she didn’t want to pay the charge, then she would have to wait till 8:00 a.m., or shortly there after. She decided to have them deliver the much need oil, and vowed never to let it happen again.
When the new heating season begins in the fall, she will have automatic delivery, and so she will never have to go through without oil, ever again.
Six Word Story
Change is good, replied the cashier.
Short Short Story
Trekking with the numerous lost souls. The journey continues on.
One Sentence Fiction
He’s known as the ‘why’ man, for he is always asking the why of everything.
One Sentence Fiction
She’s savoring the all around beauty, of the numerous wild flowers.
One Sentence Fiction
She lives in a household full of mad, whacked-out people.
Six Word Story
Living the life of a nomad.
Six Word Story
Her Sunday breakfast special, soupy pancakes.
Six Word Story
The daily daydreamers bus has arrived.
One Sentence Fiction
Willie and Wilma are at the kitchen table, drinking day-old brewed coffee, and both are wondering why it tastes like shit.
Short Fiction
Delusional thoughts, warped ideas, a mind full of fabrications and he believes, that whatever he says is the truth, when he damn well knows they are lies, bullshit, etc., etc….
Short Story
She knew the weather is bad, but she was determined to venture out to the bodega, to get milk, as she had none left. Bundled up, she encountered white out conditions, and soon enough, she got disoriented, and didn’t know where she was.
The next morning her son woke up, and his mother was not home. He called his aunt to see if she was there, and she said no.
An hour later, there was a knock on the door. It was the police notifying him, that a man out walking his dog. found her face down on a snowbank, and apparently froze to death.
One Sentence Fiction
Agnes, the goddess of children’s story telling.
Quick Fiction
Sam was in his glory, as the woman behind the counter, gave him a bag of day old muffins and doughnuts. She also filled his thermos with fresh brewed coffee.
Sam is homeless, and has no job. He forages in the dumpsters for returnable cans and bottles, which keeps him busy.
Now he is thankful for people like the woman that works at the local bakery. Sam sees the best the best in people, and that’s a good thing.
Quick Fiction
He never does what the play book says to do. Just wings it, and hopes for the best out come.
One Sentence Fiction #14
She sleeps soundly on a mattress filled with stiff straw.
Short Story
He said, “Oh shit.” Â She told him to watch his mouth. So for the rest of the day, he looked into the hand held mirror, never to put it down.
Quick Fiction
By day, he lives the life of a monk. In the evening, a con artist, is his vocation.
Story Story
The young couple, love dancing in the rain.
100 Word Story
Joel would do anything, to see his long, lost love. He would walk bare foot on hot coals, a bed of nails or a flooded street. She meant so much to him, but he could not understand why she refused to see him. He would give it one more try and talk to her and if she still would not give him a satisfactory answer, as to why she ended it, then he would just go back home, and sit in his favorite chair, and stare at the four walls, to ponder, what if, and there were many what ifs.
Short Story
On almost any given night, the insomniacs congregate at the mid-town diner, with cups of coffee to discuss the different reasons, of the whys they cannot sleep.
Six Word Story
Preaching to the choir for harmony.
Short Story
The green look on his face says, he had something to eat, that certainly did not agree with him. Hello bathroom.
Six Word Story
The jury’s back. Not looking good.
Six Word Story
Moaning and groaning is his calling.
Short Story
He and she, will never see eye to eye, and it will always be like that.
Six Word Story
A nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Six Word Story
His breath wreaks of cheap booze.
Six Word Story
His boat doesn’t sail on water.
Short Story
His mind is filled with impure thoughts, accompanied with lust in his heart and loins.
Six Word Story
Snake oil salesmen, awash in Washington.
Short Story
Sign adhered on the merchant’s door says, “Gone fishing for fish, for my favorite aunt’s dinner.” “Wish me luck.”
Six Word Story
He and she, will forever be.
Short Story
On a beautiful warm day, he decides to go outside, and sits himself down on the stoop. He takes out his blues harp, and plays some down home blues. Some of the passersby stop to watch him, and love what they are hearing. That makes him a very happy guy.
Quick Fiction
The moon is dark.
The wolves are quiet.
Makes for an eerie feeling.
Short Story
He is the man who never plans for anything. Just wings it, and he is fine with that.
Short Story
Only the brave will walk in the darkness of a dense forest, and will come out unscathed.
Six Word Story
Sitting in the shade, enjoying life.
Short Story
He’s known as the “I said it, but I didn’t say it” guy.
Six Word Story
Gazing at the white, puffy clouds.
Short Story
She has a bad habit of mincing words, and she will never change. Its in her DNA.
Six Word Story
Watching paint dry, could be exhilarating.
Short Story
Whenever he has anything to say, he rambles like a babbling brook.
Six Word Story
He’s never wrong.
So it goes.
Six Word Story
He is the master of deceit.
Short Story
The look of love is showing in her eyes, while lust was in his heart. They hit it off.
Six Word Story
So it goes. So it goes.
Short Story #2
Truth be told, he’s known as the great deflector.
Six Word Story
Whenever proven wrong, he won’t apologize.
Quick Fiction
The prophet loves to spread his doom and gloom, while imbibing with a bottle of his favorite whiskey.
Six Word Story
She impressed him with her sensuality.
Six Word Story
Free floating like a soaring eagle.
Short Story
She’s always been known to be a people person.
Short Story
His daily regimen of 30 some odd years for lunch is, baloney and cheese with mustard on wheat. He never believed in having anything different.
Short Story
He is known as the master of manipulation.
Six Word Story
Buried the ax, all is forgiven.
Quick Fiction
She only ate toast on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The reason is, both days begin with the letter “T.”
Short Story – Imagining Things
She decided today would be good to pay a visit, to the new super market, which is having a grand opening. Off she went, to see what the store has to offer.
Well, she couldn’t believe what was happening. There was quite a few people pushing the shopping carts, putting imaginary food, paper goods, milk and other sort of goodies. Everything in the store was not real. You just imagine that you are putting a gallon of milk in the cart. The same with everything else. The customers going to the checkout registers, putting their imaginary food and stuff on the belt, and paying for it, with real money, and or credit/debit cards.
She was spooked to say the least, as asking herself, was she living in another dimension. Or was it something out of the old TV show “The Twilight Zone.”
She decided she had seen enough, left the store, and saw people bringing their bags of imaginary food to their cars. She headed straight home, called one of her friends, and told her she saw. Her friend thought she was a bit off, and told her to speak to her shrink, but instead, she pulled out a bottle of vodka, and a couple of hours later, she was shit faced.
The next morning, after her hangover wore off, she went back to the same store, to see if she was imagining it. Lo and behold, the store wasn’t there. WTF! She asked a person what happened to the store that was here yesterday, and he said, what store. She said the new super market. He replied, lady, there never was a super market, so you must be imagining things, or was hallucinating.
After another minute or two, she went back home, and opened another bottle of vodka, and drank herself to sleep.
Six Word Story
He never socializes with his co-workers.
Six Word Story
Spending quality time with no one.
Short Story
She is standing on the railing of the fourth floor balcony, threatening to jump. A passerby, who actually knew her, looked up, and shouted up and asked, “what are you doing?” She replied, “its all over, so I’m going to end it all by jumping down to the ground.” He pleaded with her not to do it. She said, “I have to.” ‘Please don’t try to talk me out of it.”
In the mean time, a small started to gather, waiting to see what she is going to do.
She hollered down to the man that knows her, and asked him, how much you want to wager, that I will jump off this railing? He said, “$10.00.” She laughed. “Why are you laughing?” he asked. She said, “let’s make it more worth while bet.” Okay he said, “25.00.” She said, “$50.00.” Another person shouted, “$75.00.” Another said, “$100.00.” She said, “your on.”
All of the people watching, now started to shout “jump!” And they shouted it a few times, and finally, she jumped backwards, onto the floor of the balcony. The people were disappointed, especially the ones who lost their bets, and she was leaning over the railing, yelling “I’m on my way down to collect the money, you chumps owe me.”
Later in the day, she is running different ideas in her head, as to see who or how many people, she can fool and make some easy money.
Quick Fiction
On Sundays, she likes to keep everything simple.
Short Story
There’s a group sitting in chairs, and a few others sprawled on the floor, are reading lines for a casting call. They all have hopes of getting the chance of acting in a Broadway play. In the end, it will be one male, and a female that will make the cut. Needless to say, there were a few frayed nerves, edginess, and one pacing around the room, which was all said and done, happened to be the one that got a role in the production. The only time he did any acting, was back in the fifth grade.
As for the others who didn’t make it, some of them had prior acting experience. In the scheme of things, some of them knew that working on Broadway or off Broadway, is like a roll of the dice. Make it, or break it.
Short Story
The man tells me he has a real exciting job. “So, what do you do that excites you about your job?” He says, “splitting atoms using plastic cutlery.” I was dumb founded and speechless. After a minute or two, he asked me what I did for work. My reply, “cleaning up the bullshit people leave, as some do make a real mess, and it is an endless task.”
After that rather dull conversation, we parted ways.
Six Word Story
Without warning, her coffee maker died.
Short Story
A way for him to enjoy peace and solitude, he likes to go for a sail on the calm, blue water.
Six Word Story
He’s eating donuts, while skipping rope.
Quick Fiction
His mind was playing tricks, due to a lack of sleep, and the strong black coffee wasn’t doing him any good. All he could do, is sit in his favorite chair, and stare out the window.
Short Story
He said ”I’ve nothing to say, especially to you,” and off he went, into the dead of night.
Short Story
The couple in the restaurant are sitting across from each, enjoying their meal and the conversation. She was very happy to be with him, and to make the evening more enjoyable, she took off one of her shoes, and with nylon clad foot, moved it up his leg very slowly, and it brought a smile. She winked, then put her shoe back on. Well she said… Bingo! He paid the bill, and off they went.
Short Story
She had the odd look on her face, like she has two heads and four tits, and never said a word.
Six Word Story
He never liked being a conversationalist.
Short Story
Sitting passively at the window with her mug of tea, she knows that everything is right in her own little corner of the world.
Quick Fiction
Beware, he is on a mission, to find the culprit who stole his wallet.
Quick Fiction 50 Words
Sitting at the bay window, with their warm mugs
of coffee, the husband and wife of 40 plus years
of marriage, are happily watching the children
playing in the high snow banks. It brought big
smiles, as they remembered when they did same
exact thing.
Cherished memories they will always have.
Quick Fiction
He talks from both sides of his mouth.
Quick Fiction
The elderly couple are at a complete
loss, of what they see as of the blight
of their once, and proud beautiful neighborhood.
They both wished they had never came back,
as it brought tears to their eyes.
Quick Fiction
He took a long walk
on a short pier,
and never was to be
seen again.
Quick Fiction
A man without a plan.
He rather wing it, and
hopes it works.
Short Story
His brains was like scrambled eggs
without the pepper and ketchup.
Six Word Story
She’s known as the naked poet.
Quick Fiction
The flap jacks and pancakes
along with the coffee, are
all the rave, at the 24/7/365
mid-town diner. The patrons
always leave full and happy,
and that makes the owners
who are identical twins happy
too.
Quick Fiction
The young newly Wed couple
bought a condo apartment, which is
on the third floor. They were aghast
seeing that the rear balcony, has sweeping
views of the city’s landfill, swarming with
crows, seagulls and pigeons. The odors
emanating from there, wasn’t exactly
pleasant.
Quick Fiction
The photographer likes the
striking pose of her nude body lying
under the stately oak tree. She sees
herself a natural, as this is something
she has never done before.
Quick Fiction
You would swear on your
mothers cranberry sauce
sandwich, that her husband’s
beady eyes, could bore a
hole through a wall.
Six Word Story
Her smile shows her pearly whites.
Short Story
He was so irate for locking
himself out of the apartment
that he punched the wall with
such force, he broke his hand
and jammed the wrist too.
Quick Fiction
Write, write, write she says.
Right he says, as you are right
for telling me to write the right stuff.
Quick Fiction
Walking with a swagger
and his fedora cocked
just a bit, caught the
eyes of the fine looking
ladies.
Short Story
He’s one for thinking like
a brain on steroids.
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