Mrs Robin told Mr Robin
to start fetching twigs
and grass. Mr Robin asked
what for? Mrs Robin said
“remember we had hot
and wild sex, which lasted
half the morning!” Well she
said, “you knocked me up!”
“Oh!” he said.
“You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) ‘It’s the same sex all the time.”
– Robin Williams
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
– Oscar Wilde
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
– Aldous Huxley
From my email inbox:
I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth. — Chico Marx
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
– Marilyn Monroe
“I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.”
– Bette Davis
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
– George Burns
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
– Woody Allen
One-fourth of the people who lose their sense of smell also lose their desire for sexual relations.