Tag Sex
Nymphomaniac
Dunkelbumser
Dunkelbumser
Frank Zappa Quote
Mr & Mrs Robin
Mrs Robin told Mr Robin
to start fetching twigs
and grass. Mr Robin asked
what for? Mrs Robin said
“remember we had hot
and wild sex, which lasted
half the morning!” Well she
said, “you knocked me up!”
“Oh!” he said.
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Short fiction
Intellectual – Aldous Huxley Quote
Sunday Morning Quote
Robin Williams Quote
“You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) ‘It’s the same sex all the time.”
– Robin Williams
Oscar Wilde Quote
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
– Oscar Wilde
Intellectual
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
– Aldous Huxley
http://www.bq4android.com/android/quotes/getQuote.php?id=3155
Believe
May 18, 1872 – February 2, 1970
Lawsuit
From my email inbox:
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted
in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight."
Kissing
I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth. — Chico Marx
Sex
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
– Marilyn Monroe
“I often think that a slightly exposed…” – Bette Davis
“I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.”
– Bette Davis
Sex at age 90… – George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
– George Burns
Love is the answer,… – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
– Woody Allen
There Are Two Things In Life…
Random Fact #19
One-fourth of the people who lose their sense of smell also lose their desire for sexual relations.
Source: freewebs.com/thesilentteen/randomfacts.htm
She Did What?
Source: uberhumor
Now You Know #1
Thursday Humor 12/13/12
Tuesday Humor #2 11/27/12
We Care More About The Sex Lives… – Thomas Ricks
Seen on: thefabweb
Friday Humor 11/16/12
Seen On The Internet 10/30/12
How Times Have Changed / Cosmopolitan 1952 vs. 2012
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