Mr & Mrs Robin

Mrs Robin told Mr Robin
to start fetching twigs
and grass. Mr Robin asked
what for? Mrs Robin said
“remember we had hot
and wild sex, which lasted
half the morning!” Well she
said, “you knocked me up!”
“Oh!” he said.

Short fiction


From my email inbox:

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he  lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted 
in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight."