Mr & Mrs Robin

Mrs Robin told Mr Robin to start fetching twigs and grass. Mr Robin asked what for? Mrs Robin said “remember we had hot and wild sex, which lasted half the morning!” Well she said, “you knocked me up!” “Oh!” he said. *************************** Short fiction

Lawsuit

From my email inbox: A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke’s hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he  lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied … “Mr. Maynard was admitted  in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his …