Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. ~Voltaire
“Ever notice how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer?”
– Marilyn Monroe
“When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else’s set of questions but never your own.”
– Edward Murphy
From the email inbox:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
Q 1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q 2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q 3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q 4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q 5.. What is the main reason for failure?
Q 6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q 7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q 8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Q 9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
“When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know
the answers to everyone else’s set of questions but never your own.”
– Edward Murphy
Even as the Internet has revived hope of a universal library and Google seems to promise an answer to every query, books have remained a dark region in the universe of information. We want books to be as accessible and searchable as the Web. On the other hand, we still want them to be books.
In any given moment the answer to your problem is
staring you in the face – if only you can see it.
— Heather Jansch
A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
— Lou Holtz
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
— William S. Burroughs
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
– Woody Allen
What is reality? We can only the truth by teaching ourselves to face the truth in all things. If we encourage our computer to come up with erroneous answers, because they are more desirable, then we are developing a computer that we may never be able to trust. Truth is that which Is.