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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
Q 1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q 2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q 3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q 4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q 5.. What is the main reason for failure?
Q 6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q 7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q 8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Q 9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
“No man ever achieved worth-while success who did not, at one time or other, find himself with at least one foot hanging well over the brink of failure.”
“You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.”
The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of failure. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. I, therefore, intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt.
– Barack Obama