Student Who Obtained A Zero On An Exam

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%  ON AN EXAM
Q 1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q 2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q 3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q 4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q 5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q 6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q 7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q 8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q 9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.