“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.” ~ Stan Laurel
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? ~ George Carlin
It’s so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it’s this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. ~ Cazzie David
Pets – Anne Tyler
Eagles
Bumper Sticker
“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
~ George Carlin
