Dogs are leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ~Jerry Seinfeld
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Having a Seinfeld moment. A post about nothing.
“There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.” -Jerry Seinfeld Source: There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.
I love the mid-morning of the streaking, wispy clouds. Time of photo: 9:36 AM.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. — Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu. – Jerry Seinfeld
I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld