People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Having a Seinfeld moment. A post about nothing.
“There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.” -Jerry Seinfeld Source: There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.
I love the mid-morning of the streaking, wispy clouds. Time of photo: 9:36 AM.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. — Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu. – Jerry Seinfeld
I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld