neighbor says ‘my dog has fleas and mange’ what should i do … any ideas… yes get the mutt a job with the circus… what can i say … but tell it like it is …
Dogs are leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Sitting on the front porch, he watching with glee, the neighbors dog chasing its tail. Its the highlight of an otherwise, boring day.
A hotdog has no resemblance or likeness of a dog, that barks, growls, wags its tail, etcetera, etcetera. So why call them hotdogs?
A couple of teenage boys was out in the middle of the street tossing a ball back and forth, when suddenly the ball went sailing over one of the boys head, and was bounding, and rolling down the street. He went chasing for the ball, and in the meantime, a dog came running full tiltContinue reading “That Sure Did Hurt”
The ugliest dog competition http://gu.com/p/4a7tg?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_WordPress
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas. – Italian Proverb
Beware of a silent dog and still water. – German Proverb
From the email inbox: ********************* The Life of Subway Dogs To those of you who own dogs or like them, this should be interesting. The elite of Moscow’s 35,000 stray dogs are about 500 Russian dogs constantly living in the Moscow subway (Metro). About 50 of subway dogs have learned to ride the trains, commutingContinue reading “The Life Of Subway Dogs”
Found in the email inbox: A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs – To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners… (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard (Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg” (Yankee)Continue reading “Translation”
Dogs make you walk. Politics makes you think. Only boredom makes you old. Barbara Anne Castle October 6, 1910 – May 3, 2002 British politician
From my email inbox:
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
The dog has an angry look, and I wouldn’t even want to be near it. Image source
A truly human and or dog interest story, being fitted with four prosthetic legs, after losing them to frostbite. Source
What better friend could a man have.