Dogs are leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ~Jerry Seinfeld
Tag Archives: Dogs
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~ Max Eastman
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” ~ Andy Rooney
Pets – Anne Tyler
Quick Fiction
Sitting on the front porch, he watching with glee, the neighbors dog chasing its tail. Its the highlight of an otherwise, boring day.
A Pondering Moment
A hotdog has no resemblance or likeness of a dog, that barks, growls, wags its tail, etcetera, etcetera. So why call them hotdogs?
That Sure Did Hurt
A couple of teenage boys was out in the middle of the street tossing a ball back and forth, when suddenly the ball went sailing over one of the boys head, and was bounding, and rolling down the street. He went chasing for the ball, and in the meantime, a dog came running full tiltContinue reading “That Sure Did Hurt”
The ugliest dog competition
The ugliest dog competition http://gu.com/p/4a7tg?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_WordPress
Dogs
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Italian Proverb
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas. – Italian Proverb
German Proverb
Beware of a silent dog and still water. – German Proverb
The Life Of Subway Dogs
From the email inbox: ********************* The Life of Subway Dogs To those of you who own dogs or like them, this should be interesting. The elite of Moscow’s 35,000 stray dogs are about 500 Russian dogs constantly living in the Moscow subway (Metro). About 50 of subway dogs have learned to ride the trains, commutingContinue reading “The Life Of Subway Dogs”
Translation
Found in the email inbox: A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs – To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners… (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard (Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg” (Yankee)Continue reading “Translation”
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Humor Quote
Dogs make you …..
Dogs make you walk. Politics makes you think. Only boredom makes you old. Barbara Anne Castle October 6, 1910 – May 3, 2002 British politician
Where the hell ….
From my email inbox:
Dogs
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
Girl Holding Back an Angry Dog
The dog has an angry look, and I wouldn’t even want to be near it. Image source
Naki’o, world’s first dog with four prosthetic legs….
A truly human and or dog interest story, being fitted with four prosthetic legs, after losing them to frostbite. Source
Wedsneday Humor 1/16/13
True or False
You decide.
A Man And His Dog
What better friend could a man have.
