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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” ~ Andy Rooney
Pets – Anne Tyler
Quick Fiction
Sitting on the front porch,
he watching with glee, the
neighbors dog chasing its
tail. Its the highlight
of an otherwise, boring day.
A Pondering Moment
A hotdog has no
resemblance or
likeness of a dog,
that barks, growls,
wags its tail, etcetera,
etcetera.
So why call them hotdogs?
That Sure Did Hurt
A couple of teenage boys
was out in the middle of
the street tossing a ball
back and forth, when suddenly
the ball went sailing over
one of the boys head, and
was bounding, and rolling
down the street.
He went chasing for the
ball, and in the meantime,
a dog came running full tilt
and scared the shit out of the
boy, so forgot to see where
he was going, slammed into a
telephone pole.
It was not a great sight after
seeing the damage done to his
head and face. He ended up with
a split forehead, his nose so
mangled that it was pointing
left. Also, his eyeglasses were
completely broken, and a few
missing teeth.
Needless to say, he wasn’t going
to be the handsome man that he was
before his awful plight with the
telephone pole.
……………………………
A work of fiction.
The ugliest dog competition
The ugliest dog competition
Dogs
Italian Proverb
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
– Italian Proverb
German Proverb
Beware of a silent dog and still water.
– German Proverb
The Life Of Subway Dogs












Translation
Found in the email inbox:
A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs – To all you
dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference
between Yankees and Southerners…
(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg
(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg”
(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg
(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg
to gu ard the still.
(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol’ Yeller Dawg
(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin’ Dawg
(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
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Water Skiing
Humor Quote
Dogs make you …..
Dogs make you walk.
Politics makes you think.
Only boredom makes you old.
Barbara Anne Castle
October 6, 1910 – May 3, 2002
British politician
Where the hell ….
Dogs
I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult.
— Rita Rudner