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“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” Source: Quote By George Carlin
“There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.” -Jerry Seinfeld Source: There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu. – Jerry Seinfeld
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say ” Extra medium.” – Steven Wright