Tag Archives: George Carlin
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.” ~ George Carlin
“Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.” ~ George Carlin
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? ~ George Carlin
George Carlin Quote: Odd Feeling
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” ~ George Carlin
Bumper Sticker
“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” ~ George Carlin
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George Carlin’s Use Of The Word “Fat”
George Carlin – American Dream
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Quote By George Carlin
“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” Source: Quote By George Carlin
Steven Wright Quote
I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. – Steven Wright
Books – George Carlin Quote
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Fear & Death
George Carlin Quote
“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.” George Carlin
George Carlin Quote
I do this real moron thing, it’s called thinking, and I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinion. George Carlin
George Carlin Quote
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.” –George Carlin Sent Via: http://tinyurl.com/wizquotes
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American Dream
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin
George Carlin Quote 10/27/12
George Carlin Quote 10/26/12
A Pondering Mind 
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