Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. ~Joseph Philippe Pierre Yves Elliott Trudeau
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. Source: tealdragon
From the email inbox: The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans backContinue reading “Bad Pilots”
Canada is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”. Source: tealdragon.net
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