The reporter for the local newspaper, fueled with excessive amounts of caffeine, is typing away like a mad man. His editor loves his work, even though he his in his own world, no one dares to tell him to slow down. The reason is, that a colleague told him to take a break, and that turned into a big mistake. The madman told him to shut the fuck up, and to mind his own fucking business. Needless to say, that was the one and only time that anyone would have the balls to say anything to him, about his habit.
Six Word Story
The streets have an eerie feeling.
Six Word Story #2
Orange man doesn’t save the day.
Six Word Story
A dyed-in-the-wool jackass.
One Sentence Fiction #2
He’s known as the number one, incorrigible asshole.
One Sentence Fiction
Sleep walking in a mid-town, trash filled alley.
Six Word Story
Clairvoyant said, “The future looks bleak.”
One Sentence Story
The unicyclist, loves to entertain the folks while playing the fiddle.
Six Word Story
All aboard the train of thoughts.
One Sentence Fiction #21
Without you the days seem to be meaningless.
One Sentence Fiction #20
Now that you are gone
the chair at the table
opposite me
will always be there,
if and when you
decide to come back.
Short Story
When he speaks, he can put a fruit fly to sleep.
Six Word Story
He’s a loose cannon, extraordinaire. Yup!
Short Fiction
He plays solitaire with a deck of 51 cards.
Six Word Story
Speaking the truth is beneath him.
Six Word Story
Opening the door to the unknown.
Short Story
His boat is slowly taking on water. The crew are disobeying orders and jumping ship, one member at a time.
Short Fiction
His train of thought has gone off the rails.
Six Word Story
His brain is in sleep mode.
One Sentence Fiction #19
He’s known to be the worst of the worst, for making bad decisions.
Six Word Story
Now boarding, the ship of fools.
One Sentence Fiction #18
Now that his ego got the best of him, he wonders what his friends will think.
One Sentence Fiction #17
The members of the local chapter of the rainy days blues fan club, is now in session.
Six Word Story
He is oblivious to his surroundings.
One Sentence Fiction #16
Skeletons can be found in his closet.
One Sentence Fiction #15
He can never tell a lie with a straight face.
One Sentence Fiction #14
She sleeps soundly on a mattress filled with stiff straw.
One Sentence Fiction #13
He’s a nonstop babbling brook of misinformation.
One Sentence Fiction #12
He’s in an inebriated frame of mind.
Short Story
Smoke filled room
ashtray overflowing
with cigarette butts
and remnants of Chinese
take out.
The life of a down
and out bachelor.
One Sentence Fiction #11
She’s lying naked on the grass, staring at the puffy clouds and pondering, what if …
One Sentence Fiction #10
What can one say, about the guy who is known to have shit for brains.
One Sentence Fiction #9
For no reason, she is all grins and giggles.
One Sentence Fiction #8
Having an enlightening conversation with a clothing store mannequin.
One Sentence Fiction #7
Throughout the city, the blanket of dense fog, has that eerie feeling.
Six Word Story
Waiting for the train to nowhere.
Short Story
The well known eccentric man of means, takes his battery operated toy poodle for a walk. When asked he walks a toy dog he replies, the dog needs to do its daily constitution. He tells people, that he is sick and tired of waking up in the morning, to see a puddle of pee, and a mound of shit on the floor. He never did say what he supposedly feeds the so-called dog, besides new batteries.
One Sentence Fiction #6
The planets are on a collision course of mass destruction.
Six Word Story
He’s prone to having delusional thoughts.
Short Story
Mr. Idea Man is down in the dumps, because he cannot think of any new ideas. He’s hoping it is only a temporary lapse, as people of all walks of life, come to hear him. If he doesn’t, he may have to look for another line of work.
Six Word Story
She dreads writing her final paper.
One Sentence Fiction #5
He is so full of shit, there’s absolutely no room for toilet paper.
One Sentence Fiction #4
The local potty mouth club, is now meeting in the town park, with coffee and donuts, for their weekly gabfest of gutter talk.
Short Story
He said, “Oh shit.” Â She told him to watch his mouth. So for the rest of the day, he looked into the hand held mirror, never to put it down.
Six Word Story
He’s known as the bloviating airhead.
One Sentence Fiction #3
He uses a fork to eat potato chips.
One Sentence Fiction #2
He’s known as the man with the dead pan voice of ribald humor.
One Sentence Fiction
He’s known as the village’s number one neat freak.
Six Word Story
Thinking logically is not his calling.
Six Word Story
He is the master of manipulation.
Quick Fiction
By day, he lives the life of a monk. In the evening, a con artist, is his vocation.
Six Word Story
A night owl on the prowl.
Story Story
The young couple, love dancing in the rain.
Short Story
A big glob of bird shit landed squarely on the top of the old man’s head. Not a great way to ruin an otherwise great day that he was enjoying, with his friends.
Short Story
The aroma of beef stew, is intoxicating,
100 Word Story
Joel would do anything, to see his long, lost love. He would walk bare foot on hot coals, a bed of nails or a flooded street. She meant so much to him, but he could not understand why she refused to see him. He would give it one more try and talk to her and if she still would not give him a satisfactory answer, as to why she ended it, then he would just go back home, and sit in his favorite chair, and stare at the four walls, to ponder, what if, and there were many what ifs.
Quick Fiction
She has the flair for like minded​ people.
Short Story
He’s known as the man with the ogling eyes.
Six Word Story
He tells a story, using flashcards.
Quick Fiction
The usher wore a speedo and flip-flops, while seating the guests, at his best friend’s wedding. It did not go well, for most of the people made sure to keep some distance from him.
Short Story
On almost any given night, the insomniacs congregate at the mid-town diner, with cups of coffee to discuss the different reasons, of the whys they cannot sleep.
Six Word Story
Preaching to the choir for harmony.
Short Story
The green look on his face says, he had something to eat, that certainly did not agree with him. Hello bathroom.
Six Word Story
The jury’s back. Not looking good.
Six Word Story
Moaning and groaning is his calling.
Short Story
After watching the hamster wheel for who knows how long, it made her drowsy. A few minutes later, she fell asleep, face down on a plate of scrambled eggs, loaded with ketchup.
Short Story
He and she, will never see eye to eye, and it will always be like that.
Six Word Story #2
She slept with the devil incarnate.
Six Word Story
A nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Six Word Story
His breath wreaks of cheap booze.
Six Word Story
His boat doesn’t sail on water.
Short Story
His mind is filled with impure thoughts, accompanied with lust in his heart and loins.
Six Word Story
Snake oil salesmen, awash in Washington.
Short Story
Sign adhered on the merchant’s door says, “Gone fishing for fish, for my favorite aunt’s dinner.” “Wish me luck.”
Six Word Story
He and she, will forever be.
Short Story
On a beautiful warm day, he decides to go outside, and sits himself down on the stoop. He takes out his blues harp, and plays some down home blues. Some of the passersby stop to watch him, and love what they are hearing. That makes him a very happy guy.
Quick Fiction
The moon is dark.
The wolves are quiet.
Makes for an eerie feeling.
Short Story
He is the man who never plans for anything. Just wings it, and he is fine with that.
Short Story
Only the brave will walk in the darkness of a dense forest, and will come out unscathed.
Six Word Story
Sitting in the shade, enjoying life.
Short Story
He’s known as the “I said it, but I didn’t say it” guy.
Six Word Story
Gazing at the white, puffy clouds.
Short Story
She has a bad habit of mincing words, and she will never change. Its in her DNA.
Six Word Story
Watching paint dry, could be exhilarating.
Short Story
Whenever he has anything to say, he rambles like a babbling brook.
Six Word Story
He’s never wrong.
So it goes.
Six Word Story
He is the master of deceit.
Short Story
The look of love is showing in her eyes, while lust was in his heart. They hit it off.
Six Word Story
So it goes. So it goes.
Short Story #2
Truth be told, he’s known as the great deflector.
Six Word Story
Whenever proven wrong, he won’t apologize.
Quick Fiction
The prophet loves to spread his doom and gloom, while imbibing with a bottle of his favorite whiskey.
Six Word Story
She impressed him with her sensuality.
Six Word Story
Free floating like a soaring eagle.
Short Story
She’s always been known to be a people person.
Short Story
His daily regimen of 30 some odd years for lunch is, baloney and cheese with mustard on wheat. He never believed in having anything different.
Short Story
He is known as the master of manipulation.
Six Word Story
Buried the ax, all is forgiven.
Quick Fiction
She only ate toast on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The reason is, both days begin with the letter “T.”
Short Story – Imagining Things
She decided today would be good to pay a visit, to the new super market, which is having a grand opening. Off she went, to see what the store has to offer.
Well, she couldn’t believe what was happening. There was quite a few people pushing the shopping carts, putting imaginary food, paper goods, milk and other sort of goodies. Everything in the store was not real. You just imagine that you are putting a gallon of milk in the cart. The same with everything else. The customers going to the checkout registers, putting their imaginary food and stuff on the belt, and paying for it, with real money, and or credit/debit cards.
She was spooked to say the least, as asking herself, was she living in another dimension. Or was it something out of the old TV show “The Twilight Zone.”
She decided she had seen enough, left the store, and saw people bringing their bags of imaginary food to their cars. She headed straight home, called one of her friends, and told her she saw. Her friend thought she was a bit off, and told her to speak to her shrink, but instead, she pulled out a bottle of vodka, and a couple of hours later, she was shit faced.
The next morning, after her hangover wore off, she went back to the same store, to see if she was imagining it. Lo and behold, the store wasn’t there. WTF! She asked a person what happened to the store that was here yesterday, and he said, what store. She said the new super market. He replied, lady, there never was a super market, so you must be imagining things, or was hallucinating.
After another minute or two, she went back home, and opened another bottle of vodka, and drank herself to sleep.
