it would be nice, when you go to the store for a loaf of bread, and it is already toasted, and each loaf had a light toast, another would be medium, the other would be dark toast. think of the time saved while you take out the slices of your favorite toast, knowing that you …
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Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it – Steven Wright
Steven Wright Humor Quote
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1813
Toaster
Mitch Hedberg Quote
“You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it, I don’t need another step between me and toast.” – Mitch Hedberg http://www.bquot.es/s/1773
Burnt Toast
Burn your toast, anyone? You do have options. Eat it. Toss it in the trash. Scrape it, then eat it. Give it to the birds. Or save it, and use it in place of sandpaper, or an emergency coaster for the coffee and/or end table. aponderingmind.org
Monday Humor 10/29/12
Talk dirty to me…
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