Tag Archives: Country
Cup Of Coffee
“Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, Al Pacino…Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup.”
~ Denis Leary
Government ~ Harry S. Truman
“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.” – Harry S. Truman
New Level Of Vulgarity
Happiness – Leo Tolstoy
Source: http://wordables.com
Quote
Ask not what you can do for your
country. Ask whats for lunch.
Orson Welles
Paramour
From my email inbox:
After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a
fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.
“It was difficult at first,” the man replied, “but it’s a lot better since I
got myself a paramour.”
The passenger was astonished. “A paramour?” he said. “Does your wife
know?”
“Sure”, said the Southerner. “She doesn’t care how I cut the grass.”
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Paramour: an illicit lover
