Senior Trying to Set a Password

From the email archive: Senior trying to set a password .  WINDOWS :  Please enter your new password: USER :  “cabbage” WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER:   “boiled cabbage”  WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password must  contain 1 numerical character. USER:   “1 boiled cabbage” WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot  have blank spaces. USER :  “50bloodyboiledcabbages” WINDOWS :  Sorry,Continue reading “Senior Trying to Set a Password”

Senior Moments

I failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today.   One of the questions was:   “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”   “F*ckin’ big ones” was apparently the wrong answer. ———————————- Above from the email inbox                    Continue reading “Senior Moments”

Forgot My Glasses

FORGOT MY GLASSES Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.   Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I didContinue reading “Forgot My Glasses”