Human Conception

“Life is life – whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man’s own advantage.”

~ Sri Aurobindo

New Neighbor

This is my new neighbor…Neighbor

She’s single…

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and

knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says,

“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free,
and I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you

watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!


Above was from my email inbox.