New Neighbor

This is my new neighbor…Neighbor

She’s single…


She lives right across the road.


I can see her place from my deck.


I watched as she got home from work this evening.


I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and

knocked on my door.


I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says,

“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?”


I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free,
and I have no plans at all!”


She said, “Great! Could you

watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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Above was from my email inbox.

12 thoughts on “New Neighbor

  1. Al January 13, 2014 / 3:41 pm

    Brilliant 😀

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    • A Pondering Mind January 13, 2014 / 4:20 pm

      After I got a good eye full of her chest… LOL

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  2. RoSy January 13, 2014 / 6:08 pm

    Poor guy – coulda’ had a heart-attack.

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  3. Sherrie January 13, 2014 / 8:10 pm

    Mighty BIG of you to help her out. How kind of you to get this little dilemma off your CHEST and provide us all with a good chuckle. Was the dog at least a decent consolation prize? 😉

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    • A Pondering Mind January 14, 2014 / 8:48 am

      Yes it was BIG of me to help her out. With a nice chest like hers, who wouldn’t want to help her out, and the dog… 😀

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  4. Sherry January 14, 2014 / 10:05 am

    HAHHA…nicely done…men are so amusing…I gotta tell my husband this one…

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