This is my new neighbor…
She’s single…
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free,
and I have no plans at all!”
She said, “Great! Could you
watch my dog?”
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
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Above was from my email inbox.
A Pondering Mind 
Brilliant 😀
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Yep 😀
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So…did you watch her dog?
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After I got a good eye full of her chest… LOL
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LOL ! !
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😀
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Poor guy – coulda’ had a heart-attack.
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LOL…
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Mighty BIG of you to help her out. How kind of you to get this little dilemma off your CHEST and provide us all with a good chuckle. Was the dog at least a decent consolation prize? 😉
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Yes it was BIG of me to help her out. With a nice chest like hers, who wouldn’t want to help her out, and the dog… 😀
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HAHHA…nicely done…men are so amusing…I gotta tell my husband this one…
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I’m sure he will like it…
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