New Neighbor

This is my new neighbor…Neighbor

She’s single…

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and

knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says,

“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free,
and I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you

watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!


Above was from my email inbox.

12 replies on “New Neighbor”

  1. Mighty BIG of you to help her out. How kind of you to get this little dilemma off your CHEST and provide us all with a good chuckle. Was the dog at least a decent consolation prize? ๐Ÿ˜‰


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