From my email inbox:
Newspaper headlines that are truly head spinners.
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think? —————————————————————————- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far! _____________________________
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Did I read that right?
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A Pondering Mind 
16 responses to “Dumb Headlines”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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:lol 😆
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Love them all.
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Glad you did…
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Hahaha! Hugs, Don. Paula xxxx
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Hugs, Paula
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Thanks for my morning chuckle.
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You’re welcome, and thanks for the visit…
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I was chuckling out loud which takes a lot first thing in the morning!
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For me to chuckle, I need a dosage of strong, black coffee…..
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good ones! 😀
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Yes they are, and glad you liked them..
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very much!
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Good 🙂
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