A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I
don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied
A Pondering Mind 
20 responses to “A doctor on his morning walk…”
😆 love it
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Good…
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well not the way I want to look when I am forty. Oops I am already over 50 🙂
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🙂
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Haaa
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😆
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Thanks for the chuckle…. I REALLY needed one… BTW, who cares what you look like when you are having that much fun!!!!
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You’re welcome, and I agree with you about having fun…
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That is the first burst of laughter I’ve had all day! Thanks Don…
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You’re welcome…
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*Just burst out lauging*
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I hope you didn’t have a mouthful of coffee… 😀
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You know I always do!
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LOL
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Reblogged this on nobodysreadingme and commented:
It’s not new but it’s still bloody funny
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Agree…
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love it lol
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Oui
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Nothing like a little fantasy.
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A little fantasy is good…
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