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Ah, Sweet Love

From my email inbox:

Ah, sweet love!!!!

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts
on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send
her husband a text while she was
out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I’m on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it?)



17 responses to “Ah, Sweet Love”

  1. She texted him back, “Drop everything!”

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  2. Ah .. shit! hehe

    Can’t beat toilet humour 😉

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  3. Can’t stop laughing! Professor Don, I almost spit out my coffee! 🙂

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    1. Glad you got a good laugh… 🙂

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      1. I did. Thanks always for knowing when I need one

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  4. Hahaha! LMAO Hugs Don, have a great day! Paula xx

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  5. LMAO Don! That’s a good one :mrgreen: !

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    Haha. This is HILARIOUS.

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  7. *grin* – He might not be too romantic, Don… but he’s definitely a humorous husband… such a hoot! LOL Thanks for making me laugh!!

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    1. Glad you got a good laugh….

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