From my email inbox:
A MALE FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry
me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and
rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and
dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and
dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and
potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in
the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end
A Pondering Mind 
14 responses to “Fairy Tale”
Finally, I understand the male psyche 🙂
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Very good… 🙂
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Did his own laundry, waited for repair people himself, scheduled all his social engagements himself, and had no one to go the hospital with him when he needed a triple bypass at age 42. What a happy guy!! LOL
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Sounds like your the one who penned the above post, and then added to it via a comment… 🙂
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Hey, I’m not one to infringe on a person’s inalienable rights to lard around eating spam. LOL
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LOL Spam is not one of my favorite foods, even though I have had a few times…
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Any food that square is just unnatural. Just saying. Still those 10 people with bunkers filled with spam will be having the last laugh someday, so goes the survivalist theory any way. Spam and twinkies. You could live forever or until 42 anyway. LOL
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A diet of Spam & Twinkies doesn’t work for me. By the way, I’ve past the 42 mark, many moons ago… LOL
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Hmm. I’m firing my psychic.
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Time to hire a new one… 😀
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I’ll advertise. Psychic wanted.
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Good idea… 🙂
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Poor guy…LOL
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Yup… 😀
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