A Pondering Mind

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The Naked Cowboy

From my email inbox:

A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street
and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.
He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks
‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?’

The cowboy says,
‘Well it’s like this Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road
and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt….
So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…..
So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts…..
So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
‘Now go to town cowboy. ‘

‘And here I am.’



13 responses to “The Naked Cowboy”

  1. nutsfortreasure Avatar
    nutsfortreasure

    crazy cowboys
    🙂

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  2. HAHAHAHA Fantastic 😀

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    1. Glad you liked it… 🙂

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  3. Course, you HAD to make him a BLONDE cowboy! Nearly snarfed my coffee.

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  4. Good one! Some of the dimmest bulbs I know take everything literally…

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    1. It’s like having a bag of rocks for brains…

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