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Mature Humans
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before
you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or
understand a word they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.
Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber &
dumber every year?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re
sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a
little too far.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I
always hate bicyclists.
Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail
on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push
the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes
closed, first time, every time!
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.
A Pondering Mind 
16 responses to “Mature Humans”
Bonjour Don! Wish you good day 🙂
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Merci, Gyslaine…
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A wealth of wisdom here, made my morning.
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I’m happy that it did…
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Thanks for the smiles with my morning coffee 🙂
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You’re welcome…
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If someone can’t to relate to at least some of those things, they aren’t from around here.
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More likely there from Mars…
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Oh my God! I recognise some of those 😀
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Good…
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Aww, why hate cyclists? India doesn’t have safe lanes for them, otherwise I would have loved to use it often.
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Some people hate them, because they think they shouldn’t be on the roads…
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As a cyclist I hate pedestrians and fear drivers. 😉
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Some drivers can be idiots…
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Absolutely. I mostly avoid riding on the road because it’s just too dangerous. But on the sidewalk I sometimes get real mean comments hissed at me by pedestrians – I can understand them. We still don’t have enough bike lanes here in Israel, but the situation is improving.
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For your sake, I hope it improves, but I doubt that it will ever happen…
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