He: Good morning dear.
She: What’s so good about it.
He: Silently thinking that the shit is
about to hit the fan, Now what did I do,
or didn’t do?
She: I couldn’t sleep because of your damn
snoring!
He: I don’t snore.
She: What do you mean you don’t snore. You
sound like a bull on steroids. You really do.
He: How could I be snoring, now that I am
talking to you.
She: Of course your not snoring now, its when
your sound asleep.
He: I really don’t snore.
She: You know, you can be an absolute asshole.
He: Wow!
She: Tonight, you can sleep on the couch, and leave
the television off, so I won’t have to listen to it
and your damn snoring!
He Said/She Said Thursday Morning Edition
A Pondering Mind 
4 responses to “He Said/She Said Thursday Morning Edition”
Surgery can help. Or buy her some earplugs. By the way, have you ever in your life encountered a woman who admits that she snores? No, not have I.
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The answer the question, never have.
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I thought not.
Women, eh? Can’t live with them, can’t kill them, to quote Albert Gibson
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I agree…
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