A couple of teenage boys
was out in the middle of
the street tossing a ball
back and forth, when suddenly
the ball went sailing over
one of the boys head, and
was bounding, and rolling
down the street.
He went chasing for the
ball, and in the meantime,
a dog came running full tilt
and scared the shit out of the
boy, so forgot to see where
he was going, slammed into a
telephone pole.
It was not a great sight after
seeing the damage done to his
head and face. He ended up with
a split forehead, his nose so
mangled that it was pointing
left. Also, his eyeglasses were
completely broken, and a few
missing teeth.
Needless to say, he wasn’t going
to be the handsome man that he was
before his awful plight with the
telephone pole.
……………………………
A work of fiction.
A Pondering Mind 
11 responses to “That Sure Did Hurt”
I once stepped off a moving bus and, distracted by a pretty woman went smack into a bus stop
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That surely must have hurt….
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Certainly my pride took a battering, since she was watching me being all nonchalant when I made an arse of myself
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I bet you wanted to crawl under a rock, and hide for a while.
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When I hit the post of the bus stop, it unbalanced me somewhat, and I reeled about like a sailor on shoreleave after a particularly long voyage. Stumbling into the bus queue? Not good at all. They definitely all thought I should crawl under a rock. And die.
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You must have been sore for the next couple of days.
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My pride was. She was absolutely f******* gorgeous
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At least something good came out of it, by seeing a gorgeous woman.
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There is that
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OUCH!
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Yup!
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