From my email inbox:
A MALE FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry
me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and
rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and
dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and
dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and
potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in
the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end
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