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The Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”
Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth
, “And did my husband say that as well?”Maria: “No Senora
, the gardener deed.”Wife: “So, how much do you want?”
A Pondering Mind 
7 responses to “Mexican Pay Raise”
🙂 Hehe, brilliant!
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🙂
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LMAO!
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Oh, my. LOL
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‘hahaha’ – great… 😉
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Haha always loved this one 😀
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To all the above: 🙂
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