Mexican Pay Raise

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The Mexican Maid
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”


Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”


Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”


Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Senora, the gardener deed.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

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