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Senior Trying to Set a Password

From the email archive:

Senior trying to set a password .
 WINDOWS :  Please enter your new password:
USER :  “cabbage”
WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER:   “boiled cabbage”
 WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password must  contain 1 numerical character.
USER:   “1 boiled cabbage”
WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot  have blank spaces.
USER :  “50bloodyboiledcabbages”
WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password must  contain at least one upper case character.
USER :  “50BLOODYboiledcabbages”
 WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER :  “50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!”
WINDOWS :  Sorry, the password cannot   contain punctuation.
USER : “ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow”
WINDOWS :  Sorry, that password is  already in use.


23 responses to “Senior Trying to Set a Password”

    1. Glad it gave you a smile..

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  1. Damn! I have had the same situation……love it!

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  2. that happens to me all the time even though i’m not a senior & then i say stupid idiot instead of what he said.

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    1. I think we all do it…

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  3. Hey, that’s my password… now I’ll have to change it!

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  4. Gave me a good laugh this morning! Always grateful for that. Peace . . .

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    1. Thank you for making your morning…

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  5. montserrat sobral Avatar
    montserrat sobral

    😀

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  6. Margaret Schroth Avatar
    Margaret Schroth

    LMAO also

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    1. I’m glad you laughed your ass off…

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  7. When I had an office job and had to change my password once a month, I would spray-paint my new password on the elevator door so I’d see it on the way up to my crappy cubicle. Now I don’t have a job and can walk over to the bar and drink Schlitz all day long, which is a much more productive way to spend the day. Cheers!

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    1. That’s a unique, but strange way to remember a password…

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  8. I honestly had boiled cabbage for tonight’s supper. There was plenty left over that I think… I know…I will be throwing out.
    Cute joke. 🙂

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    1. Thank you for the great comment…

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