FORGOT MY GLASSES
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, “Are you nuts? You ‘re almost 79 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,
not a Parachute Club.”
“I’m in trouble again, and I don’t know what to do… I signed up for five times a week,” I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
but sometimes it can be fun.
A Pondering Mind 
19 responses to “Forgot My Glasses”
hahahaha 😀
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79?… well, the French say that life starts at 40, so… go ahead and live it up! 🙂
I was still living in Houston when John Glenn flew with the spaceshuttle at almost 77, he’s become the oldest person to go into space… yesss! 🙂
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I remember when Glenn did that. To me, life starts whenever….. 🙂
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@”life starts whenever…” – young man, it’s THE quote of today! 🙂
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🙂
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Hahahahahaha! That’s the spirit! i assume you signed up for both and just got the wrong card out?
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To bad it wasn’t I who made that mistake…
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Haha, I’d say 79 is a good time to start doing things like that.
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LOL
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Really funny, Don. Problems of sight begins even younger! And yours made you younger indeed!
Regards,
.Rafael
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A very good friend of mine, sent me this. Glad you liked it…
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What a hoot, a riot, a joke that has to retold! Luv it, Don
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Thank you, Ms Sharla…. 🙂
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Life seems to better without glasses…… 🙂
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I’ve been wearing glasses for 40 years, and the world still looks the same to me…
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🙂 I wear glasses too 🙂
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🙂
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I so love this.
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I’m happy that you do love it…
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