This is my new neighbor…
She’s single…
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free,
and I have no plans at all!”
She said, “Great! Could you
watch my dog?”
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
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Above was from my email inbox.
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