“Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist–while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!” ~ Lori Greiner – Inventor, Born: December 9, 1969
From the email in box. 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings,” 3. There is aContinue reading “Fifteen Things That It Took Me Over 40 Years To Learn by Dave Barry”
Francis Bacon, Philosopher – Born: January 21, 1561.
To all the men, this handy guide can save you from getting into head banging arguments. Just saying…
Aw I don’t wanta go to no such thing. I just wanta to drink in alleys.’…But you’ll miss all that, just for some old wine.’ There’s wisdom in wine, goddam it’ I yelled. ‘Have a shot! — Jack Kerouac
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