Seniors
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Senior Trying to Set a Password
From the email archive: Senior trying to set a password . WINDOWS : Please enter your new password: USER : “cabbage” WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: “boiled cabbage” WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: “1 boiled cabbage” WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER : “50bloodyboiledcabbages” WINDOWS : Sorry, Continue reading
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Senior Moments
I failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today. One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?” “F*ckin’ big ones” was apparently the wrong answer. ———————————- Above from the email inbox Continue reading
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New Neighbor
This is my new neighbor… She’s single… She lives right across the road. I can see her place from my deck. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it; she Continue reading
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Recommended by Margie: Exercise Block
We invite you to join with us in this reasonable exercise program. We plan to double this rigorous regimen next week. Your kind of exercise? Continue reading
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Forgot My Glasses
FORGOT MY GLASSES Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did Continue reading
A Pondering Mind 
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