Wit
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People who say, …
People who say, ‘Let the chips fall where they may,’ usually figure they will not be hit by a chip. — Bernard Williams Continue reading
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Better a witty …
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. — William Shakespeare Continue reading
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Favorite Words
These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone Continue reading
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You Know It Will Be Bad Day
You know it will be a bad day when…. ….the gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money. ….your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents. ….you have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD. ….you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of Continue reading
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Do You Drink?
Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes. Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs. Lady: How much per 6 pack? Man: About $10.00. Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years. Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month Continue reading
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My Story – 49 Words of Humor
High reeders, i DiscoveRed this fantastik thing called spel chek. As i tipe; It correcs the misspelld wurd and oughto correks it. It truelee amasez me wat this spelt checcer dos. I reccamand every1 tooo yuse it. yoUll will bee happee as jak frost on a rottid punkim. tRusT mee. Continue reading
A Pondering Mind 
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