Words that Really Ought to Exist

Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.

Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.

Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.

Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.

Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood.

Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists.

Mandals: sandals for men.

Nagivator: someone who constantly assists with driving directions in

an overly critical manner.

Qcumbersome: a salad that contains too many cucumbers.

Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships.

Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses.

Unbrella: an umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.

Xerocks: two identical pieces of sYawnese: the language of someone trying to speak while yawning.

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