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Dogs Are Leaders
Dogs are leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ~Jerry Seinfeld Continue reading
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Quote By George Carlin
“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” Source: Quote By George Carlin Continue reading
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There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. -Jerry Seinfeld
“There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.” -Jerry Seinfeld Source: There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. Continue reading
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Jerry Seinfeld Quote
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A Joke
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright Continue reading
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Fun
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld Continue reading
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Laughter
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I love to go shopping. – Steven Wright
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say ” Extra medium.” – Steven Wright Continue reading
A Pondering Mind 
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