She always speaks in simple terms. Continue reading

Be happy says the man juggling three eggs Continue reading

Stoned out of his mind he walks the high wire and a quarter way across he loses his balance, and lands on his backside, laughs then gets up and walks away Continue reading

Cutting carrots to add to the stew hoping everybody likes it The dog is going back and foryh to the door wanting to go outside and piss on the shithead neighbor’s flowers which look like hell Then the clouds opened up and it poured like a son of a gun back to cutting squash forgot Continue reading

Somebody was knocking on the door. He opened it, and was dumbfounded to see Trump standing there like a fucking putz. It turned out it was a terrible nightmare. But he could never fall back to sleep. So he figured his day has already turned to instant shit. Continue reading

When the time is right Mr Wright will write a story of fright. Continue reading

Two people of the opposite sex stop and look at each, not a word was said. A minute or two passed by, then they went on their way. Awkard… Continue reading

The butler didn’t do it. It is the maid that did it. Crime solved. Continue reading

She got home from work and found her thawed out steak gone bad, because the central air concked out. Her poodle took a shit on the bathroom floor, and the cat wreaked havoc on her brand new couch. Then she checked her mail, and saw a notice from her bank, that the last two checks Continue reading