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never a dull moment in the city known as excitement 24/7/365 Continue reading
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Short Srory
so…we agree to disagree but what were we agreeing to disagree about when we are disagreeing on what we were supposed to be agreeing to disagreeing about so are we going to agree to disagree or are we going to keep on agreeing to disagree on lord knows what the hell we are agreeing to Continue reading
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okay
so i’m an unofficial member of the… there’s a method to my madness club Continue reading
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Traveling
“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.” ~ Lisa St. Aubin de Terán Continue reading
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The Sun
“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” ~ Galileo Galilei Continue reading
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Oxford Comma
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic. ~@NeinQuarterly (Nein. Eric Jarosinski, editor), 2013 July 30th tweet Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. ~Steven Wright Continue reading
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Bumper Sticker
“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” ~ George Carlin Continue reading
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Bob Newhart
Born: September 5, 1929 Continue reading
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Federico Felini “Life”
Fab Quote Continue reading
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George Carlin – American Dream
Source: George Carlin – American Dream Continue reading
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First Day
At 12:30 a.m. on March 20 Spring will be sprung Boing Boing Boing Continue reading
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Quote By Steven Wright
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” Source: Quote By Steven Wright Continue reading
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John Cleese Quote
“The English contribution to world cuisine – the chip.” – John Cleese http://www.bquot.es/s/2323 Continue reading
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Following Directions
Read the directions on the shampoo bottle: It says to apply, wash and rinse. Repeat So I did Apply, wash and rinse Repeat And I did and again and again and again Soon I ran out of hot water, which soon became cold and still with shampoo on my head. ——————- Just a bit of Continue reading
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Children Can Be Sharp
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Steven Wright Quote
I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. – Steven Wright Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. – Steven Wright Continue reading
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Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it – Steven Wright Continue reading
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Steven Wright
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1808 Continue reading
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Humor Quote
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A A Milne
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it’s not all mixed up.” – Alan A. Milne http://www.bquot.es/s/3588 Continue reading
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Steven Wright Humor Quote
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1813 Continue reading
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Humor Quote – John Lennon
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” – John Lennon http://www.bquot.es/s/178 Continue reading
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Rest In Peace Yogi Berra
“We’re lost, but we’re making good time” – Yogi Berra http://www.bquot.es/s/1149 Continue reading
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Humor Quote
“Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.” – Stephen Fry http://www.bquot.es/s/2153 Continue reading
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Door
Someone knocked on the door. I said that nobody is here. The person went on his merry way. Humor is a good thing! Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote.
“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1811 Continue reading
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Wednesday Morning Quote
Rudyard Kipling English Writer Born: December 30, 1865 – Died: January 18, 1936 brainyquote.com Continue reading
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He Said/She Said Thursday Morning Edition
He: Good morning dear. She: What’s so good about it. He: Silently thinking that the shit is about to hit the fan, Now what did I do, or didn’t do? She: I couldn’t sleep because of your damn snoring! He: I don’t snore. She: What do you mean you don’t snore. You sound like a Continue reading
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Charles M. Schulz Quote
Brainy Quote Continue reading
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Robin Williams Quote
“You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) ‘It’s the same sex all the time.” – Robin Williams http://www.bquot.es/s/870 Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1816 Continue reading
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Mitch Hedberg Quote
“You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it, I don’t need another step between me and toast.” – Mitch Hedberg http://www.bquot.es/s/1773 Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1814 Continue reading
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Humor Quote By Groucho Marx
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” – Groucho Marx http://www.bquot.es/s/2126 Continue reading
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Springtime In New England
We all could use a little humor, especially with all the snow that was dumped on us. Continue reading
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The Left-Handed Whopper
The Left-Handed Whopper In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, Continue reading
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Quote~ Marilyn Monroe
“Ever notice how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer?” – Marilyn Monroe http://www.bquot.es/s/2052 Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1815 Continue reading
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Humor Quote – Mark Twain
“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.” – Mark Twain http://www.bquot.es/s/286 Continue reading
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Quote
“A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion” – George Orwell http://www.bquot.es/s/2740 Continue reading
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Police Work At Its Best
From the email inbox: ********************* Two policemen call the station on the radio: “Hello. Is that the Sarge?” “Yes.” “We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she has just mopped clean.” “Have you arrested the woman?” “No sir. The floor is still wet.” Continue reading
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Humor Quote By Stan Laurel
“If you had a face like mine, you’d punch me right on the nose, and I’m just the fella to do it.” – Stan Laurel http://www.bquot.es/s/2401 Continue reading
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Steven Wright Quote
“The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.” – Steven Wright http://www.bquot.es/s/1819 Continue reading
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